This is the danger rankings for the Fake Rougelike characters. Will update as they are posted!
Truss T. Fond
Truss is dangerous from how much power he holds, but with a non-hostile demeanor he's generally safe to be around.
Investasaur
The Investasaur's crystal claws can be vicious, and they're very dangerous in groups, but they're gullible enough to get off your tail with ease.
Startup Viper
The Startup Vipers are quite dangerous, as they literally kill each other on the daily. You're not gonna be talking your way out of this one.
Mobile Stockcube
The Mobile Stockcubes pose no real threat, as they're programmed to not hurt people.
Shady Dealsman
The Shady Dealsmen can't get you if you don't fall for the rugpull.
Blumbly Dumbly
Blumbly Dumbly's bad luck could ruin your life in a second. The danger is toward and in your future.
Aggregate
Aggregate will break you down and assimilate you.
D.A.W.N.
D.A.W.N. doesn't want to kill you, per se, but it probably will.
STREETSWP200
STREETSWP200 wants to kill you, and being a bulky machine, probably will.
X-TRAK AutoCrane
The X-TRAK AutoCrane is mostly ambivalent to everything, so it doesn't have strong opinions one way or the other.
CrocSnapper Mini
These things are plastic and tiny. Just knock them away and don't get cornered.
CrocSnapper Mega
They may be plastic, but they're heavier and faster. And stronger. Go up a curb or onto a roof.
CrocSnapper King
Alone, he's pretty easy to push over. Don't let him summon minions, and you're fine.